Some buddies of mine and I went to the Uptown Cabaret strip club to relax and unwind after a hard day of selling cars at Keffer Hyundai. It’s been a hard week and after dealing with all the snotty customers and negotiating – where the customers try and whittle down our commissions – we needed a break and a nice strip club seemed to be the right place to go.
So we went to the Uptown Cabaret in downtown Charlotte, NC. I had never been to Uptown Cabaret before so this one was new on me. It took us about 20 minutes or so to drive from Keffer Hyundai where the sales staff all met and we drove together to get there. We stopped on the way and picked up some booze and nose candy – apparently stripper chicks dig nose candy big time from what I hear.
One of my sales buddies from the car dealership knew this guy at a nearby apartment complex on Independence Blvd. that had some nose candy and we all chipped in like $50 a piece and got an eight ball – plenty for the night for all of us. We also picked up a case of beer at a nearby convenience store so we could be buzzed before we went into the Uptown Cabaret – I am sure this would save us money on the expensive drinks (all strip clubs have expensive drinks). Then we were off to Uptown Cabaret.
When we got there we noticed that there was lots of parking. It must have been either an off night or a unpopular or little known strip club as there was only a few cars parked out there and I am sure most of those belonged to employees or strippers. When we got to the door we were asked for our ID’s and then my friend, whom knew someone there, talked to the girl and made it so we didn’t have to pay a door cover charge. That was good.
Then we went inside and we mostly took up seats next to the bar. From here we could watch the girls on stage and using the pole. We noticed right away, or at least I and a few others of us noticed, that the girls were a little rough looking. These were definitely not the prettiest girls I had ever seen. It was no wonder the lights were turned down so low and it was so dark inside the Uptown Cabaret – to hide the fact that the girls were actually quite ugly.
Who wants to go to a strip club to see ugly girls take off their clothes? Not only that but then in the next hour or so several of these girls actually made advances on me and one of my friends (a salesperson from nearby Dale Jarrett Ford). They clearly were interested in the fact that we were “cool” and had nose candy. They wanted to go with us later after their shift was done and the bar closed. The brunette clearly asked me if I ever had sex with a stripper before and promissed me that she was going to rock my world. I told her I wasn’t interested and she got mad and moved on to the other guys.
I was just not going to get drunk enough or messed up enough on the cocaine to want any of these girls later after they closed. They are probably sluts and I am sure that is not the first time they would have gone home with a patron of the strip club. That’s actually kind of gross. Who knows how many diseases these girls or strippers could have? Two of them ended up leaving with some of the other car salesmen.
Then we all left after they closed and went on our way. I have to give the Uptown Cabaret a low rating because of the ugly, slutty girls that work there as strippers. Other then that, they have good drinks and it’s a nice little bar, but definitely don’t go there for the women as you will be sorely disappointed like I was.